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By Woody Allen

A humor vintage via one of many funniest writers at the present time, unwanted effects is a deal with for all those that recognize his paintings and people simply researching how talented he's. incorporated listed below are such classics as REMEMBERING NEEDLEMAN, THE KUGELMASS EPISODE, a brand new sory known as CONFESSIONS OF A BUGLAR, and extra.

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Download E-books Carry On, Jeeves (A Jeeves and Bertie Novel) PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

A Gentleman of rest is a comic book novel devoted to Douglas Fairbanks--who starred within the movie model; in scorching Water, J. Wellington Gedge is the guy who has everything--but reveals himself stuck in a sequence of overseas occasions. summer season Moonshine comprises a sophisticated love quadrangle and what's most likely the ugliest domestic in England; and keep it up, Jeeves is a set of news within which Jeeves the cost and a well-recognized bevy of people attract him to unravel their difficulties.

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Download E-books London Urban Legends: The Corpse on the Tube and Other Stories PDF

How lengthy has a corpse been staring out at passengers at the tube? was once London Bridge particularly shipped in another country through an American considering he’d obtained Tower Bridge? Did the Queen quite combine with the crowds as a princess on VE Day? And did Hitler truly are looking to dwell in Balham? the place are there razor blades hidden and the place did a majority of these parakeets come from? Did they truly belong to Jimi Hendrix? city legends are the humorous, scary and fierce folklore humans proportion. like the early folks stories that got here earlier than them, that have been makes an attempt to give an explanation for the religious global, those stories are shaped from reactions to magnificent occasions within the sleek global, and mirror our present values. From royal rumours to subterranean legends, Scott wooden has researched and written approximately them with a feeling of ask yourself, humour and a willing eye. He reveals the reality, the parable and the lies among those stories.

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Download E-books Dawn of the Dumb PDF

By Charlie Brooker

Well mannered, pensive, mature, reserved ...Charlie Brooker is none of this stuff and no more. impolite, unhinged, outrageous, and principally humorous, "Dawn of the Dumb" is vital studying for someone with a mind and a spinal wire. And arms for turning the pages.

Picking up the place his hilarious "Screen Burn" left off, "Dawn of the Dumb" collects the simplest of Charlie Brooker's contemporary television writing, including uproarious spleen-venting diatribes on quite a number non-televisual matters - tackling every thing from David Cameron to human hair.

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Download E-books The Dumbest Moments in Business History: Useless Products, Ruinous Deals, Clueless Bosses, and Other Signs of Unintelligent Life in the Workplace PDF

By Adam Horowitz

Business 2.0 journal publishes an annual hide tale known as "The a hundred and one Dumbest Moments in Business." that includes one zero one hilarious goods in regards to the year’s such a lot unbelievably silly company errors, it’s highly well-liked by its greater than part 1000000 print subscribers—and with the 2 million those that learn it on the net this yr. within the Dumbest Moments in company heritage, the editors of industrial 2.0 have compiled the simplest in their first 4 annual concerns plus nice (or no longer so nice, if you be in charge) moments from the past.
From New Coke to the Edsel, from Rosie journal to Burger King’s "Herb the Nerd," the book’s highlights include:
• a Romanian vehicle plant whose employees banded jointly to do away with the company’s debt through donating sperm and giving the proceeds to their employer
• the Heidelberg electrical Belt, a kind of low-voltage jockstrap offered in 1900 to remedy impotence, kidney problems, insomnia, and lots of different complaints
• the time Beech-Nut bought "100% natural apple juice" that contained nary a drop of apple juice
• the Midas advert crusade that includes an aged buyer ripping open her shirt and displaying her "mufflers" to the blokes within the shop
• a London videogame maker that sought volunteers who could enable the corporate to put advertisements at the headstones of deceased relatives
Grouped through theme—bosses long gone undesirable, criminally inventive accounting, etc.—The Dumbest Moments in enterprise historical past is a enjoyable and humorous examine the big-time ways in which big-time businesses have screwed up throughout the many years.

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Download E-books The Ugly Truth (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 5) PDF

By Jeff Kinney

Greg Heffley has consistently been in a rush to develop up. yet is aging quite all it’s cracked as much as be?

 

Greg unexpectedly reveals himself facing the pressures of boy-girl events, elevated duties, or even the awkward alterations that include getting older—all with no his ally, Rowley, at his aspect. Can Greg make it via on his personal? Or will he need to face the “ugly truth”?

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Download E-books Bearded Tit PDF

By Rory McGrath

A poignant yet hilarious trip into the arcane global of birdwatching through probably the most well known names in British comedy, Bearded Tit is Rory McGrath’s tale of existence between birds. From a Cornish boyhood wandering gorse-tipped cliffs hearing the track of the yellowhammer together with his imaginary female friend, or drawing gravity-defying jackdaws in school whilst he must have been utilizing himself to physics, to quoting the Latin names of birds to offer himself a struggling with probability with the main appealing woman he had ever noticeable. As an grownup, or what passes for one, Rory recounts changing into a card-carrying birdwatcher, watching his first skylark—peerless king of the summer season sky—while stoned; his time and again failed makes an attempt to wake up on the first light just like the genuine twitchers; and his wrong bid to coach his completely unreconstructed ingesting mate Danny within the methods of birding. Rory’s story is a completely academic, sometimes lyrical, and hugely a laugh romp during the hidden byways of birdwatching and all its attendant arcane knowledge.

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Download E-books Off to Be the Wizard (Magic 2.0) PDF

By Scott Meyer

An io9 Can’t pass over technological know-how Fiction and delusion identify in March 2014.

Martin Banks is simply a typical man who has made an irregular discovery: he can manage truth, because of fact being not anything greater than a working laptop or computer application. With each use of this skill, notwithstanding, Martin reveals his little “tweaks” haven't escaped observe. instead of face prosecution, he comes to a decision as an alternative to go back and forth again in time to the center a long time and pose as a wizard.

What may be able to pass wrong?

An American hacker in King Arthur’s court docket, Martin needs to now educate to develop into a full-fledged grasp of his powers, observe the reality in the back of the traditional wizard Merlin…and no longer, y’know, die or anything.

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Download E-books The Knitting Circle Rapist Annihilation Squad (Flashpoint Press) PDF

By Derrick Jensen, Stephanie McMillan

During this darkly comedian novel, the six girls of the Knitting Circle meet per week to speak, devour cake, and make really good sweaters. The easy-going circle undergoes a drastic switch while the contributors observe they're the entire survivors of rape—worse nonetheless, that none in their attackers suffered consequences—and the gang turns into the vengeful Knitting Circle Rapist Annihilation Squad, taking punishment into their very own arms through their knitting needles. As the women take their revenge, teams of fellows factor statements opposed to the vigilante girls, from the Chamber of trade to the sinister males opposed to ladies opposed to Rape (MAWAR), plotting to forestall and punish the Knitting Circle. that includes powerful girl characters, this satirical piece explores love, revenge, feminism, violence, and knitting.

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