By Frank Richards
One other Billy Bunter experience at Greyfriars institution.
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Yet Peter Todd did stroll away. The door of No. 7 banged after him, leaving the fats Owl frowning with indignation. Peter's exploits as a chippie having ended in disastrous failure, Peter was once going to switch the wrecked article, with the single Mr. Lazarus had on the market at Courtfield, on which Billy Bunter had past had an eye fixed— totally detached, it appears, to the 'jam' his fats study-mate was once in. 'Beast! ' breathed Bunter. It was once a disgruntled Owl! He had bagged that cut price on 'tick', and was once ready to permit previous Mr. Joyce wait indefinitely for money. As Harry Wharton and Co. had selected to butt in, he now owed them the pound in its place. that during itself do not have nervous Bunter. He was once ready to owe anyone something, for any size of time. The snag used to be, that he used to be going to be kicked, for his sins, except and until eventually that pound materialised. And the postal order he had lengthy anticipated appeared as distant as ever. the way in which of the transgressor was once not easy! The examine door opened, and Tom Dutton seemed in. 'Isn't Toddy the following? ' he stated. 'Gone out! ' grunted Bunter. 'Eh! who is a lout? ' 'Oh, you deaf ass! now not lout— out! ' howled Bunter. 'Toddy's long gone out, see? ' 'Oh, do not be a goat,' acknowledged Dutton, testily. 'Toddy could have long gone out, yet he hasn't long past to sea—how may he? do not speak rot, Bunter. good, if we are not teaing within the research, i'm going to diminish to corridor. ' And Dutton departed. Billy Bunter heaved himself out of the cut price armchair. obviously, there has been going to be no tea in No. 7, and it was once sensible to not be overdue for the scramble in corridor. The fats Owl rolled out of No. 7 research, and rolled down the passage. A junior popping out of No. 14 glanced after him, and speeded up. Johnny Bull didn't communicate. He set free a foot. 'Yaroooh! ' roared Bunter. He flew. 'Hallo, hallo, hallo! ' exclaimed Bob Cherry, at the get rid of touchdown, because the fats Owl got here charging out of the passage. 'What's up, Bunter? ' 'Ow! ' gasped Bunter. 'That beast Bull— he is simply kicked me— wow! ' 'Good! ' stated Bob. 'I'll do a similar. ' And he did. 'Yow-ow-ow-ow! ' Billy Bunter bolted for the steps. 'Hold on,' exclaimed Bob. 'There's one other coming—! ' 'Yow-ow-ow! ' Billy Bunter didn't carry on. He didn't wish one other. He did the steps in checklist time, and arrived gasping in corridor. existence was once turning into relatively fascinating for Billy Bunter! bankruptcy 22 bought 'HARRY, previous fellow—! ' 'Scat! ' 'But I say—. ' 'Hook it! Or have you ever come right here to be kicked? ' 'Beast! I—I suggest, glance the following, previous chap, I owe you a pound—. ' 'What approximately it? ' 'I are looking to settle up! ' stated Billy Bunter, with dignity. 'Eh? ' 'I cannot pass on owing fellows money,' acknowledged Bunter, shaking a fats head. 'Not my kind, you recognize. ' 'What? ' Harry Wharton gazed on the fats decoration of the Greyfriars get rid of. He was once sitting on the desk in No. I research, busy with a Latin workout, whilst a fats determine rolled in, eyeing him warily as he rolled. one other day had elapsed: and through that time period, Billy Bunter had gathered no fewer than half-a-dozen kickings— from Johnny Bull, from Bob Cherry, and one every one from Frank Nugent and Hurree Jamset Ram Singh.