Citadel Perilous continues to be tottering from final year's conflict with the Hosts of Hell, and regaining balance proves a difficult balancing act. earlier than Jeremy can layout a application to calm the tremors of the universe, an alternate depraved fact seems to be that threatens to topple every little thing! fortress P. needs to face its evil dual, replete with its personal dastardly doppleganger army-with the shadow self ensues pretty much as good and Evil conflict it out within the 144,000th measurement!
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It rolled down the embankment and crashed via a wall of underbrush, and while it stopped on the backside of the gully it was once wheel-deep in a creek and used to be very challenging to work out from the line. He took Alice’s hand and led her down the embankment. She slipped at the free shale and slid lots of the means at the seat of her pants. on the backside he hoisted her up and so they splashed in the course of the creek, ducking into woods at the different facet. They clambered up a hill. there has been no path and so they needed to hack via weeds and nettle. on the most sensible they went instantly until eventually they got here to the tip of the woods and the sting of an overgrown hayfield. They went to the left, protecting good contained in the tree line. For the following couple of mins they ran, attempting to get as faraway from the line as attainable. after they heard the craft, they concealed beneath a pine tree. The gunship whined irritably above them, looking out the woods. The loudspeaker blared however the phrases have been indistinguishable. The craft persisted its development for a very good ten mins prior to going away. They listened to the engine sounds die within the distance. shortly birds begun making a song back. A cricket chirped within reach. They have been mendacity on their bellies on a mattress of brown pine needles. He rolled to his part and checked out her. “You ok? ” She smiled. “Yes. How are you? ” “Adrenaline needs to do anything. i believe greater now. ” “Good. ” “But our state of affairs isn’t. We’re nonetheless far from the place we wish to move, and now they’re trying to find us. ” “We’ll make it,” she stated. “Yeah, even I’m commencing to think it. ” Twenty-five * * * somewhere “Isis” A hand ran soothingly throughout his brow. “Here, Jeremy. ” “Jeez. the place are we? ” “I don’t be aware of, yet we stopped. ” “Was I out? ” “Just for a minute. We hit beautiful demanding. ” Jeremy waited for his eyes to concentration. once they did he observed a jumble of weeds and leaves driven up opposed to the view port. He seemed round. The deck was once canted sharply, however the inside of the traveller seemed differently undamaged. “Computer! ” “Someone get the variety of that earthquake. ” “You ok, nonetheless functioning? ” “I’ll need to run a couple of exams, yet from all appearances i'm undamaged, Captain. ” “Good. record at the of the send. ” “Uh, that’s no longer so solid. ” “How so? ” “Well, for starters,” the Toshiba stated, “the major force is inoperable. ” “What’s unsuitable with it? ” “Cracked thermocouple at the basic coil, it feels like. That’s how I interpret the diagnostic readings, yet you’d relatively need to eyeball it to make sure. additionally, the graviton polarity generator is nonfunctional. No telling what’s fallacious with it. ” “Damn,” Jeremy acknowledged. “Yeah. additionally hell and botheration. ” Isis stated, “We’ll easily need to repair it. ” “Oh, sure,” Jeremy scoffed. “Yeah, we’ll simply get out the previous Sears toolbox and make a pair journeys to the car elements warehouse. ” Isis sat down and gave Jeremy an admonitory glance. “That’s unfavorable considering back, Jeremy. ” “Sorry. ok, we’ll repair it. computing device, d’you have any concept the place we're? ” “Not the foggiest. now not the slightest glimmer of an concept. no longer even the —” “Okay!