America’s favourite pint-sized get together lady and superstar of MTV’s Jersey Shore follows up her New York Times bestselling novel A Shore Thing with this lighthearted, full-color, advisor to being a guidette—a must-have for her legions of fans.
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a life-style so much guidettes dream approximately. yet can she support it if she was once born to like pretend tans and juiceheads? during this must-have advisor to being a guidette, America’s favourite pint-sized princess stocks her secrets and techniques for ROCKING it, Jersey-style.
Your venture, in the event you decide to settle for it, is to arm your self with bronzer, a tease comb, and make-up brushes and sign up for the Snooki kind Revolution. while guidettes march in, humans observe. It’s the perspective. the confidence. The intercourse allure. The tan. the intense scarcity of hairspray within the surrounding region. you need to test in lifestyles, or you’ll be uninteresting. From her most sensible twenty-five ideas for being a guidette, to her smushable make-up and epidermis secrets and techniques, to her ideas on Snookin’ for romance, Snooki’s sickest information and recommendation for friggin’ possessing it are all the following, besides 1000's of complete colour photos and the professional Snictionary for simple reference.
But that’s now not all. There’s much more to the diminutive truth megastar than what you notice on television. Snooki stocks her obsessions (her mattress, Viva Glam Gaga vivid purple lipstick, sci-fi videos) and a few juicy behind-the-Shore secrets (which season was once her favourite, what it was once wish to get up in a prison mobilephone in season , why the home smells like alcohol and dog’s butt). For every thing else, you’ll simply need to learn the booklet!
Being a guidette princess is set being your self, doing what you will want, and attempting to rejoice anywhere you're. So strap yourselves in, bitches! and prepare for the journey.
It’s the Snooki Style Revolution, bitches!
“My greatest nightmare is waking up faded. Or with out eyelashes.”
“A guidette has to grasp find out how to rejoice at any place. Like, if you’re caught in a cardboard field, you might want to rock it.”
“LOVE my slippers. It’s like donning beds in your feet.”
“If you could odor hair gel from a mile away, it signs guido mating season.”
“I prefer to put on such a lot of components that individuals are confused.”
“Guidettes are born with angle. It doesn’t subject if you’re tall, thin, around, or a Smurf, or what your historical past is, we wear our bronzer and we fricken rock our princess prestige. Like, get out of our approach, we don’t care what you're thinking that. except you’re a mirror.”