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By Wendy Williams, Karen Hunter

Surprise jock extraordinaire Wendy Williams we could unfastened with the 1st in a chain of novels in response to her modify ego, the divalicious radio DJ Ritz Harper. Ritz places the s in surprise and the g in gossip, and Drama is her center identify.

Ritz is a suburban woman at the outdoor, yet within she’s a hustler’s hustler who’s masterfully maneuvered her approach into the highlight after ruining the profession of a well-respected newswoman (and former university friend). Ritz’s “exclusive” rockets her to the pinnacle of the rankings, and she’s rewarded along with her personal exhibit. Like a conversing Venus flytrap, she verbally seduces her on-air site visitors, in basic terms to have them for lunch as she spews gossip approximately their lives.

Ritz turns into the darling of the station’s afternoon slot. yet what occurs while Ritz is going from drive-time diva to drive-by sufferer? Has Ritz bad-mouthed the incorrect individual? Has her signature cat-and-mouse “bomb drop” been dropped on her instead?

As Ritz lies crumpled on a urban sidewalk, all she will imagine as she struggles to take care of attention is “Who did this to me? Who?”

Readers will salivate as they struggle to determine the place the fictitious Ritz ends and the real-life Wendy starts off. Wendy will contain her thousands of listeners via asking them what may still ensue to Ritz, so that it will be printed first and foremost of the following novel, scheduled to be released in fall of 2006 for Christmas.

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A really loud younger girl squealed from throughout Park road, jarring Ritz out of her concepts. Ritz used to be transforming into to appreciate that her courting together with her viewers used to be so intimate that individuals felt completely happy with her—as in the event that they rather knew her. A portly lady in her mid-forties yelled out, “Ritz, you cross! I hear daily! ” Ritz smiled and waved. On her stroll up Thirty-fifth towards Madison, a lady in her early twenties, who used to be jogging with buddies, requested for an autograph. “Sorry, sweetie, no time,” Ritz stated. “I need to run. yet i like ya! ” Ritz picked up her speed as she handed the group Church of latest York. for each block and wave and hi, a beige Nissan Ritz. a pair extra lovers greeted her and a person in a black Jeep Cherokee beeped his horn and yelled out, “Will you marry me?! ” as he made a correct onto Madison, prior Ritz, who gave a vibrant smile. “I imagined this,” she acknowledged to herself remembering the fantasies of adoring fanatics, autograph hounds, and paparazzi. “But I by no means imagined this. ” For 4 years Ritz had languished in abject obscurity on WHOT doing nights. She was once strong, that’s why she saved her place. yet she wasn’t fairly more than enough to wreck out. One evening Ritz did anything diversified, and it replaced her lifestyles. This used to be the evening her destiny shifted— her profession actually exploded. She and her camp noted it as “the Bomb Drop. ” The Bomb Drop additionally disintegrated the occupation of the nation’s most beneficial and well-known newswoman and altered the face not only of Ritz’s profession yet of radio itself. The gloves got here off and everybody turned reasonable video game. Stations like WHOT, which formerly have been dedicated to taking part in the most popular tune within the state, begun trying to find “personalities” rather than “announcers. ” They sought after jocks like Ritz who may be greater than the song. Ritz was once an “overnight” sensation—four years within the making. “This ain’t no fifteen mins of repute, baby,” she might say. “This is for retains! ” That’s why she loved the times that she drove into the city—which have been changing into fewer and less. frequently the station may ship a motor vehicle to choose up or drop Ritz off. She had such a lot of appearances to make through the week that they didn’t wish her to fret approximately catching a cab. She was once taken care of like a queen. yet many of the perks saved her from the item she loved most—interacting along with her humans. Ritz used to be hardly ever on my own anymore. Chas—her manufacturer and the mastermind who became her right into a actual diva and took her radio online game to the subsequent level—usually escorted her to her motor vehicle after the convey. He parked within the related storage, and through their “wind-down” stroll, they might speak about the day’s express and plan for day after today. The February air used to be crisp and chilly. Ritz pulled her white, calf-length mink tighter. She was once recognized for her furs. She had even rocked a midriff fox within the lifeless of summer season for an MTV Award pink carpet. Ritz adjusted her Gucci frames conscientiously, holding her weave in position. solar or no sunlight, Ritz regularly had her frames on. She loved her new glance, which Chas had prompt her to make.

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