By Jeremy Clarkson
Brace your self, Clarkson's again. And he'd wish to inform you what he thinks approximately probably the most awe-inspiring, earth-shatteringly speedy and jaw-droppingly wonderful autos on the earth (alongside a number of irredeemable failures ...). Or he might, if there weren't such a lot of issues competing for his consciousness first. a lot to get off his chest. the realm based on Clarkson is a difficult position, jam-packed with thorny matters like: the possibility of getting Terry Wogan as president; why you'll by no means see a lady riding a Lexus; the unexpected results of insufficient contraception; and, why all people may still spend a weekend with a digger Fearless, autonomous, staggering and laugh-out-loud humorous. "Driven to Distraction" is full-throttle Clarkson at his top; a different examine the thrill, absurdities and frustrations of contemporary existence. With wheels. Buckle up, get cozy, and carry on tight. There's not anyone who writes approximately vehicles like Jeremy...
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