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Loos’s vintage story indicates that questions of ladies and power―more suitable at the present time than ever―can are available the main desirable of packages.

This delirious 1925 Jazz Age vintage brought readers to Lorelei Lee, the small-town lady from Little Rock, who has turn into some of the most undying characters in American fiction. Outrageous and fascinating, this not-so-dumb blonde has been portrayed on level and reveal by way of Carol Channing and Marilyn Monroe and has develop into the archetype of the footloose, good-hearted gold digger (not that she sees herself that way). Masquerading as her diaries, Gentlemen desire Blondes follows Lorelei as she entertains suitors throughout Europe earlier than returning domestic to marry a millionaire. during this delightfully droll and witty booklet, Lorelei’s glamorous pragmatism shines, as does Anita Loos’s mastery of irony and dialect. A craze in its day and with ageless charm, this new Liveright variation places Lorelei again the place she belongs: entrance and heart.

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