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A step by step consultant for the craft of excessive stakes thievery

In How to scouse borrow the Mona Lisa, writer Taylor Bayouth meticulously describes seven heists of useful artwork and artifacts: the desire Diamond, the "Mona Lisa," the Archaeopteryx Lithographica, Rodin's "Thinker," King Tut's golden dying masks, the Crown Jewels, and the Codex Leicester.

With this trusty consultant, research to:
- Camouflage a getaway car.
- Hack safeguard systems.
- Navigate air ducts.
- grasp the paintings of disguise.
- choose locks, scale constructions, and more.

Illustrated all through, this booklet includes the entire info you want to collect gear, recruit companions, strategize the precise crime, and discreetly dump your stolen nationwide treasures.

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Leverage your newfound self assurance as Crown Jeweler and every thing could be fantastic. it might be disingenuous to claim the percentages of deceiving essentially the most revered and embellished males in British Parliament are nice being that luck may be fullyyt on your palms. A small slip up at this element will unquestionably bring about a quick arrest by way of the British military, most likely stationed at once outdoor the door. listed below are a few very important issues to recollect whilst greeting your guest(s): retain at the very least 3 to 4 ft of distance among you and somebody else normally to prevent somebody noticing a prosthetic seam or errant make-up. (The indisputable fact that you have got a head chilly will make this much less suspicious. ) remain pleasant and calm. maintain your responses to a minimal; communicate basically whilst it's required that you just communicate and use your chilly as a veil every time attainable. whilst bearing on the queen consistently use the phrases Her Majesty. finish your sentences with sir each time attainable. In different phrases, hold it super formal, sir. past that your aim is equal to Lord Dannatt’s: a secure and speedy transference of the queen’s crown. Your activity at this juncture is not to get within the method. precisely how it will play out can't be foretold. it can require a few improvisation or perhaps manipulation. Make Lord Dannatt cozy leaving the crown on your ownership. Given your large historical past with worthy jewels and your own courting with the queen, this could completely be a possibility. remain pleasant (simple pleasantness will take you far during this company) and allow Dannatt excuse himself so that you can start your craftsmanship in privateness. if you happen to consider the meetup is dragging on, you may have to chauffeur issues besides an easy line, “It might be a excitement, as continuously, to assist within the conservation of the sort of high-quality piece of workmanship. ” And with that, finish with a reassuring smile. THE GETAWAY Use your most sensible judgment as to how lengthy to attend sooner than you permit. take note of, there might be no use to hurry out. for those who do depart, you’re going to take action because the cellphone repairman, no longer Harry Collins (the final thing you wish is for Mr. Collins to be well-known in the street; that will now not bode good for you). position the queen’s Crown on your duffel bag (heavier than you anticipated, isn’t it? ) in addition to the garments and masks of Harry Collins. go out the construction and stroll casually for your van, which might be parked within reach. As you force off, obeying all of the site visitors principles, permit the sensation of victory wash over you. you currently have on your ownership some of the most helpful and iconic items in all the queen’s regalia—the Crown of Queen Elizabeth II! Encrusted in its platinum coronet (along with different helpful jewels) is a diamond thought of through many to be the world’s such a lot valuable—the Kohinoor diamond, the “Mountain of Light”: at 106 carats, its worth is related to be within the billions. Pity although it can be to dismantle this old tiara, it's going to probably attain you the best monetary rewards to take action. yet first, do position it by yourself crown, gaze right into a reflect, and imagine the king’s lifestyles you'll soon be residing.

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