By Bill Bryson
A vintage FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING writer OF ONE summer time
After dwelling in Britain for 2 many years, invoice Bryson lately moved again to the U.S. together with his English spouse and 4 little ones (he had learn someplace that almost three million american citizens believed they'd been kidnapped by means of aliens—as he later positioned it, "it was once transparent my humans wanted me"). They have been greeted by way of a brand new and more suitable the US that boasts microwave pancakes, twenty-four-hour dental-floss hotlines, and the staunch conviction that ice isn't really a luxurious merchandise.
Delivering the intense comedian musings which are a Bryson hallmark, I'm a Stranger the following Myself recounts his occasionally disconcerting reunion with the land of his birth. The result's a booklet choked with hysterical scenes of 1 man's try and reacquaint himself along with his personal state, however it can also be a longer if from time to time bemused love letter to the native land he has lower back to after two decades away.
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