By Jim Breuer
A hilarious memoir from comic Jim Breuer, with inside of tales from his occupation in comedy in addition to deeply own moments from his existence.
With his goofy smile, sleepy eyes, and stoner's giggle, Jim Breuer would possibly not seem to be the main introspective comic available in the market. The indisputable fact that he made his mark enjoying Goat Boy on Saturday evening Live and a recalcitrant toker within the stoner vintage Half Baked most probably does not support his popularity in any respect. yet in I'm no longer High, we meet a complete new Jim Breuer.
Jim dishes on every little thing from the SNL years to his early adventures in movie. the forged of characters contains Chris Farley, Dave Chappelle, and Tracy Morgan-who all taught Jim lasting classes approximately the high-stakes video game of reputation. He additionally chronicles the function kinfolk has performed in holding him sincere. no matter if he is arguing together with his spouse approximately faith, caring for his young ones, or supporting his sick father get throughout the day together with his dignity intact, it really is transparent that a few of Jim's top fabric comes from his top moments as a son and a dad and a husband.
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