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That’s the craziest factor I ever heard,” stated Mr. Klutz. “Is this actual? ” “I was once simply jiving you, A. J. ,” Mr. Louie acknowledged. “There’s no such factor as love potion. ” “There isn’t? ” I requested. “What approximately levitating the varsity? have been you jiving approximately that too? ” “Yeah, i used to be simply yanking your chain, A. J. Don’t turn your wig. ” I sat down. This used to be poor! Do you understand what this suggests? If there has been no love potion within the water, it ability I kissed Andrea…because i wished to! It ability the affection laptop should have been correct whilst it acknowledged I enjoyed Andrea! i admire Andrea! Ewwwwww! Disgusting! i presumed i used to be gonna die. Now i might quite need to run away to Antarctica and dwell with the penguins. “I now pronounce you husband and wife,” Mr. Louie acknowledged. “Dude, you could kiss the bride. ” Mr. Macky and leave out Daisy kissed. It was once gross, yet great, too. It was once a true Kodak second. 12 fortunately Ever After once the marriage used to be over, I took off my dumb tie and ran to the water fountain. i actually had to get hyphenated. Mr. Klutz used to be handing out luggage of rice, and he instructed us to throw the rice whilst Mr. Macky and pass over Daisy got here out of the church. Cool! “Rice struggle! ” I yelled. Me, Michael, Ryan, and Neil ran round throwing rice at every person. I nailed Andrea within the face. I threw a few rice at that Mr. Cooney man, too. Serves him correct for marrying Mrs. Cooney. It used to be cool. you'll have been there! We stored throwing rice until eventually Mr. Louie instructed us to knock it off. Mr. Macky and omit Daisy bought right into a vehicle. there have been a number of cans tied to the bumper with string. What’s up with that? those who tie cans to their automobile are bizarre. ultimately, Mr. Macky and omit Daisy drove away. all of us waved goodbye because the cans rattled down the road. i suppose we won’t see omit Daisy or Mr. Macky for it slow. perhaps Mr. Klutz will overlook to rent a brand new instructor and we will simply celebrate all day. or even we’ll get a instructor who’s even dumber than leave out Daisy. possibly Mr. Macky and pass over Daisy gets divorced and every little thing could be again to basic. possibly Mrs. Cooney will divorce her husband and marry me in its place. probably Mr. Louie will detect that the Sixties are over. perhaps Mr. Klutz will develop a few actual hair so he won’t need to put on a foolish wig. might be an elephant will fall on Andrea’s head and no-one will discover that i admire her. possibly I’ll work out the right way to levitate stuff. that will be cool. however it won’t be effortless! in regards to the writer and the Illustrator DAN GUTMAN has written many bizarre books for children. He lives in New Jersey (a very bizarre position) along with his bizarre spouse and bizarre youngsters. you could stopover at him on his bizarre web site at www. dangutman. com JIM PAILLOT lives in Arizona (another bizarre position) along with his bizarre spouse and bizarre young children. Isn’t that bizarre? you could stopover at him on his bizarre site at www. jimpaillot. com stopover at www. AuthorTracker. com for specific info in your favourite HarperCollins writer. credit disguise artwork © 2007 by means of Jim Paillot Copyright MY bizarre university #20: MR. LOUIE IS SCREWY!. textual content copyright © 2007 via Dan Gutman. Illustrations copyright © 2007 by means of Jim Paillot.

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