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What? You? very unlikely. Your outfits are muddy. and there is no lace in your blouse. " "Terence, I in basic terms mean—" "And could not you put on a feather someplace? on your belt or braided via your hair perhaps? " "Terence—" Gawain shook his head in amused exasperation and coated his eyes together with his left hand. Terence thumped him. "Take that, Sir Lancelot, thou recreant knight," he stated. per week later, within the woods close to the village of Lowchres, Gawain and Terence stumbled on the 1st knight they'd visible in nearly a month. He sat on horseback at a crossroads, donning spotless armor with a brilliant sash wound round the waist. He raised his lance in what might have been both a problem or a greeting. "Hello, sir knight," Gawain hailed him, assuming it used to be a greeting. "You shall no longer go, O knight," the knight responded. "Challenge," Terence muttered. "Very good, I won't," Gawain stated pleasantly. "I in simple terms wish a few details. have you heard of a knight clad all in eco-friendly who lives at one eco-friendly Chapel? " The knight hesitated, then stated, "Don't you must cross? " "Only if that's the method to the fairway Chapel. have you learnt? " "Sir knight," the knight stated haughtily, "perhaps you don't understand it, yet i've got provided you a problem. " "Yes, yet I declined it. " "Then I name you a coward. " "All correct. have you ever heard of this knight or his chapel? " "Why should still I inform a coward something? " "Pity? " Gawain prompt innocently. "Cowards are healthy merely to be thrashed! " the knight declared, booting his horse to a gallop. "Prepare to conflict! " "I would not have a lance," Gawain stated lightly. The knight checked all of sudden, nearly falling from his saddle. whilst he had gotten his horse below keep watch over back, he acknowledged, "I crave your pardon, sir knight. i used to be nearly in charge of a grave discourtesy. I shall use my sword. " He dropped his lance, drew his sword, and charged back. Gawain appeared away. "Milord," Terence acknowledged, "he's going to—" Gawain nonetheless made no stream. Terence spurred his horse ahead into the knight's course. The knight's horse, already skittish, reared, and the knight grabbed frantically at his saddle along with his left hand, shedding his reins. together with his cudgel, Terence landed a numbing blow at the arms of the knight's correct hand. The knight yelped and dropped his sword. Then Terence thumped the knight solidly at the aspect of the helm. The blow used to be demanding adequate to dent the iron, and with a groan the knight dropped his sword and fell slowly backwards from his saddle. "Terence, you fool! " Gawain shouted, galloping up. "What are you doing? " Terence checked out the fallen knight and acknowledged meekly, "I concept you have been simply going to enable him hit you. " "Well, I wasn't! you should be limited, dashing an armed guy like that with none armor! " "What have been you going to do then? " Terence demanded. Gawain checked out the knight, who used to be commencing to stir weakly. "About what you did," Gawain stated with a gradual grin. "Well performed, lad. " Terence blushed, and the knight groaned. "Here, you journey over there a piece, and i will see if i cannot patch issues up.