By George R. R. Martin
The appropriate reward for fanatics of George R. R. Martin’s A track of Ice and fireplace novels and HBO’s Game of Thrones: a suite of depraved one-liners from the incomparable Imp of Casterly Rock, totally illustrated by means of Jonty Clark!
“My brain is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and i've my brain . . . and a brain wishes books as a sword wishes a whetstone whether it is to maintain its edge.”
The jealous plenty of the Seven Kingdoms might name him Halfman, yet none have ever accused Tyrion Lannister of being a halfwit. His golden tongue has kept his dermis a bit of extra usually than it has landed him in mortal peril. Now, this precise illustrated quantity preserves his such a lot crucial wisdom for destiny generations, that includes time-tested information on such various topics as . . .
The artwork of persuasion
“The most sensible lies are pro with just a little truth.”
“A little sincere loathing may be clean, like a tart wine after an excessive amount of sweet.”
The reasonable sex
“The youngsters scent far better, however the outdated ones understand extra tricks.”
“Crowns do queer issues to the heads underneath them.”
“A sword during the bowels. A yes therapy for constipation.”
without delay fascinating, insightful, and ruthlessly irreverent, The Wit & knowledge of Tyrion Lannister is brief on pretense and overflowing with finely crafted gems—just just like the guy himself.
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A Dance with Dragons * * * whilst i used to be a boy, my rainy nurse instructed me that sooner or later, if males have been strong, the gods may supply the area a summer time with no finishing. * * * —A video game of Thrones * * * mild our fireplace and shield us from the darkish, blah blah, gentle our method and maintain us toasty hot, the evening is darkish and whole of terrors, shop us from the feared issues, and blah blah blah a few extra. * * * —A Dance with Dragons * * * someplace a few god is giggling. * * * —A Dance with Dragons * * * If there are gods to pay attention, they're immense gods, who torment us for his or her game. Who else may make an international like this, so choked with bondage, blood, and soreness? * * * —A Dance with Dragons * * * The gods supply with one hand and take with the opposite. * * * —A conflict of Kings * * * If i may pray with my cock, i might be even more non secular. * * * —A conflict of Kings by way of GEORGE R. R. MARTIN A track of Ice and hearth booklet One: A online game of Thrones booklet : A conflict of Kings publication 3: A hurricane of Swords publication 4: A dinner party for Crows booklet 5: A Dance with Dragons death of the sunshine Windhaven (with Lisa Tuttle) Fevre Dream The Armageddon Rag useless Man’s Hand (with John J. Miller) brief tale Collections Dreamsongs: quantity I Dreamsongs: quantity II A track for Lya and different tales Songs of Stars and Shadows Sandkings Songs the useless males Sing Nightflyers Tuf Voyaging graphics of His youngsters Quartet Edited via George R. R. Martin New Voices in technological know-how Fiction, Volumes 1–4 The technological know-how Fiction weightloss e-book (with Isaac Asimov and Martin Harry Greenberg) the loo W. Campbell Awards, quantity five evening Visions three Wild playing cards I–XXI outdated Mars (with Gardner Dozois) concerning the writer GEORGE R. R. MARTIN is the number 1 ny occasions bestselling writer of many novels, together with the acclaimed sequence A tune of Ice and Fire—A online game of Thrones, A conflict of Kings, A typhoon of Swords, A banquet for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons. As a writer-producer, he has labored at the Twilight sector, attractiveness and the Beast, and numerous characteristic movies and pilots that have been by no means made. He lives with the beautiful Parris in Santa Fe, New Mexico. www. georgerrmartin.