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By Andy Stanton, David Tazzyman

Author note: David Tazzyman (Illustrator)

The starting of a peculiar, wacky, one in 1000000 sequence in regards to the plight of the actually nasty Mr Gum and a loopy forged of characters—a move among Roald Dahl and Monty Python

Mr Gum is a very nasty outdated guy. He's a whole horror who hates young ones, animals, enjoyable, and corn at the cob. This book's all approximately him. And an offended fairy who lives in his tub. And Jake the puppy, and a bit woman named Polly, and an evil, pungent butcher all coated in guts. And there are heroes and goodies and adventures and every thing.

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My identify is Jammy Grammy Lammy F’Huppa F–’ ‘I imagine I’ll simply name you Polly,’ acknowledged Friday. bankruptcy eight a few issues take place Now I’ll inform you what. Friday O’Leary wasn’t the single personality during this tale with a mysterious condominium. no one knew the place Jake the puppy lived neither. ‘I guess he lives on a farm and performs with the entire different animals,’ acknowledged Jonathan Ripples, the fattest guy on the town, rubbing his chins. ‘Maybe he lives in the home of a wealthy guy who feeds him bones made up of gold,’ acknowledged the little lady known as Peter. ‘This is simply a guess,’ stated Martin Launderette. ‘But might be he lives on a farm, the place he performs with all of the different ani–’ abruptly Jonathan Ripples pounced on Martin Launderette and sat on him till he was once wheezing for breath like a damaged accordion. ‘That’ll train you to not thieve people’s rules, you thin rubbisher,’ stated Jonathan Ripples. ‘Come on, Peter. Let’s opt for an ice cream. ’ at least, Jake didn’t continue to exist a farm and he didn’t stay in a wealthy man’s condo. not anyone knew the place he lived other than me, and I’m no longer telling you. okay - I’ll let you know for a pound. okay, 50p. okay, 10p. Come on! 10p! It’s now not a lot! Oh, pass on! Oh, okay, you win. I’ll let you know besides. He lived within the woods up a horse chestnut tree. He had outfitted an exceptional sizeable nest up there and crammed it packed with previous leaves which stored him hot at evening. anyone had left an previous radio mendacity round the woods and Jake had chanced on it in the future and brought it as much as his nest although it didn’t paintings. He was once only a puppy, in the end. whereas Polly was once looking for Jake, that very puppy were having a grand previous time. He’d larked round with the cuckoos, long past cuckoo with the larks and purchased a few tinfoil off a magpie for a number of horse chestnuts. After lunch he made up our minds to enter city to play in a backyard or . He shimmied down the tree faster than you could learn this sentence and trigger in a truly satisfied temper. Off he went, walking alongside within the sunshine with no longer a care on the earth, barking and burping away and making a song a music which went like this: quickly Jake got here to the city. He handed previous Granny’s backyard with its gorgeous tender garden and pond packed with pleasant geese. He handed the distinguished backyard of the retired wrestler Marvellous Marvin, with its rockery within the form of wrestling. He handed Beany McLeany’s backyard, the place every thing rhymed and the vegetation grew like towers. yet there has been just one backyard Jake fancied romping in this present day, and that was once Mr Gum’s. On he went, on his nice hairy legs. quickly he got here to the excessive road. looking at secretly from at the back of his greasy window, Billy William laughed to consider the nasty shock that awaited the unsuspecting hound. ‘It’s funty! ’ he chuckled to himself as Jake walked down the line and out of sight. ultimately Jake got here to the spiky fence that surrounded Mr Gum’s soiled condo. it might probably have saved different canines out. yet Jake used to be a type of very good beasts who recognize no longer worry nor hesitation nor how you can scramble eggs effectively. He did a type of a bouncing run and very quickly a all he used to be over it. good, evidently now not very quickly in any respect, after all it took your time.

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